Saturday, August 25, 2012

Hey everyone, it's Naomi here! I love this video from The Simpsons, but apparently, some people on YouTube disagree with me... You be the judge... but either way I'm right.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Are you freaking serious?! Let me guess, filmhill isn't as innocent as we thought it was a week ago, is it? How the heck are we getting people from all these porno sites? I honestly don't know!!! Okay, every time I click on one of our main traffic sites I end up regretting it... Honestly, why is this happening? So people that enjoy staring at private parts also love The Simpsons? Ew, ew, ew! Just stop! It's wrong and bad and dirty and what would your mother say if she saw what you're doing? So please, just stop or leave us, Ned Flanders Girlfriendz out of it. Honestly...

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Sigh. It's me. Naomi. Again. I know. I am posting way too much tonight, but I'm bored and passionate about The Simpsons, so let's talk more crap about Edna. 

I only like this picture because Ned is mad at Edna. That's it. Edna looks like a ... there's several words I could use, pick any one you like. Rod and Todd look... weirder than usual. (Sigh that happens a lot in the new episodes) and just the thought of Ned being married to Edna makes me hate that tuxedo. Ugh, stupid tuxedo. So really, all I can say is, ew Edna, ew.

Haha bloody Nedna! 

Oh I also read something online that is sort of a conspiracy theory that I'm going to buy into to give me hope. 

I heard that the whole "Vote Nedna" was a total ploy to get people to tune in for the 23rd season premier, and that if you voted it didn't honestly count. Which would mean, America, you're not stupid (I'm so happy!!!) and the producers and writers of The Simpsons are going to do whatever they want! Yay! Which means Ned and Edna might break up! Yay even more! Please be true, conspiracy theory, please.

Ya so anyway, Edna sleeps around a lot, Ned reserves himself for marriage and movie stars. That's the way the world works, honey. 

I love you, Ned!!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I'm posting something else, I know I keep posting crap, sorry! Yes, and I'm going to go on about Maude Flanders some more too, so deal with it! Sorry, gosh. Sigh, I wish I was Maude...

I love this episode! (The one where child services sends the Simpson kids to live with the Flanders) Ned and Maude are such good parents (especially with Maggie!!!) So cute.

Haha, this is so funny! I love you, Krusty!

Somebody drew this picture (no idea who) but it's so good I had to put it up. Really sweet picture, whoever you are!!!

Oh, Rod and Todd are so cute when they're sad... Okay, sorry, random...
Okay this is so funny, I'm sorry... I'm sorry... C'mon, it's funny...

Okay, that's all... 

Oh wait, one more!!!
Aw, young Ned and Maude... and Homer and Marge, but Ned and Maude are really cute! Maude come back!!!

Okay, that's all...
Hot! So hot!!!
Okay, young Ned Flanders (episode Dangerous Curves) is the only guy I know who can pull off a mullet, and also look good in a mullet. I think he looks great, actually. So cute. Young Ned and Maude are so adorable!

Which leads us to our next subject... Maude! I miss her so much! Oh? You seem so surprised. Yeah, I was too, to be honest. How could I be sad that the love of my life's wife is dead? Well, because he went and got married to a b**** named Edna Krabappel, which I will discuss later. Anyway, Maude was pretty much a female version of Ned, but that's okay. I'm okay with Ned being married to himself. And they were probably the most attractive couple in Springfield, considering all the men thought Maude was hot, and c'mon, I know Ned is hot. So yeah, I do miss Maude. She made Ned so happy, which is really all that matters. But no, the writers had to kill her, so Ned could go on more "adventures." Which is fine, but now they're going to make him get married again because he's been single for too long? And you all voted for it, too, because you felt bad for them. You people make me sick!!! Guess what?! Not everybody gets remarried, geniuses!!! Okay, whatever. Let's move on to Edna...

Oh Edna. You've been such a delight all these years... No, I am serious. I love Mrs. K. But c'mon honey, you've been with every man in Springfield... at least twice. I mean, Comic Book Guy, Moe, the drummer from Aerosmith, Joey Kramer... oh, and Principal Skinner. But honey, no, don't go screwin' around with our Ned, 'kay? Honestly America, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you all a bunch of idiots, or just full of sad, stupid, romantics that, given the smallest amount of power, will take that power, and do the stupidest thing possible. To vote for something as important as Nedna and screw it up... Well I guess the election made that point too, actually...

And besides the fact that you guys have the cutest couple name ever (I mean Nedna, how cute is that one) you and Ned have nothing in common. Nothing. NOTHING!!! C'mon Edna, you know you love Skinner, even if you have to compete with his mother. Ned's heart belongs to a dead woman (Maude, not Blair. Ha ha! Kidding. Love ya, Blair!!!) Ahem, anyway, alright Edna, I will give you one season to prove to me that you and Ned are meant to be. I will be supportive of your relationship for one season, and if you totally bomb it (well, who knows what the writers are planning) then you are going to have a serious boycott on your hands. So there you go.
Ned forever!!!
This issue must be discussed, NOW.

Family Guy must die!!!
Okay this is an important issue, so I'll be blunt. Family Guy sucks! Oh, you disagree? You suck too. Just kidding... No I'm not. Family Guy is exactly the same as The Simpsons, except they're white instead of yellow, their dad is fatter, stupider, and more obnoxious, their baby and dog can talk, and THEY'RE BIG FAT LYING, IDEA STEALING STUPID CARTOONS THAT ONLY STUPID PEOPLE LIKE... Hey, if you don't like it, don't look at it, honey. Family Guy can't come up with their own ideas, so they take ideas from The Simpsons, make it more inappropriate and more annoying, and call it a television show. Gosh, I hate that show.
Giggity vs. Diddly
Quagmire vs. Flanders. Giggity vs. Diddly. Coincidence? I don't diddly ding dong think so. Family Guy might be able to copy The Simpsons and get away with it, but I'll be damned if they think they can try and copy Ned! Okay, let's get things straight here. Ned, is a good, christian, hot guy. Duh. And Quagmire, well, the last episode I saw (and will ever watch of Family Guy) Quagmire just discovered internet porn. So what do you ding dong doodly think of that? But my point is, Quagmire is a cheap, paper thin, animation interpretation of my diddly darling Ned. Quagmire's gonna burn in hell. The End.

 Ew, ew, ew...

Ah, much better...
Yes, it's Naomi... again. Me found shirts. Me want these shirts. Buy me them NOW. please.

Oh my gosh!!! Letters and Simpsons?! Dude, you just blew my mind. (In a good way)
Cool man, just cool.
Okay that's it. Goodbye.

Hey, it's me, Naomi again. I am bored so I am posting more stuff. I found some pretty good Simpsons quotes online, so here they are...


Good ol' Grampa!

Ok, I saw this and I was like, "What?" Anyway, I think it's funny...

And dead. Well, I couldn't have put it better myself.

That makes it better...
Simpsons. We love 'em.

Hi diddly ho diddly neighborinos! It is I, the ever lovely Naomi. Anyway...

Who loves Reverend Lovejoy, raise your hands!!!

Um... never mind.

Okay, well, I love Reverend Lovejoy. Almost as much as I love Ned. Because, let's face it, when Ned's not, Reverend's hot... Okay, that probably sounded cooler in my head but whatever, I'm too lazy for backspace...

I don't know what it is, maybe I have a thing for religious guys. Okay, I know I have a thing for religious guys, but that's beside the point. And Reverend Lovejoy loves trains, which I don't know, I think it's cool. And it's funny when he goes "Damn Flanders." I dunno, I think it's funny.

And btw, if Homer hates Ned and Reverend hates Ned they should really do an episode where Lovejoy and Homer become friends. Anybody else agree? Eh, I don't care.

Alright... well, that is all...

For now!!!!

Hey it's Blair and Naomi here! Wassup players?! We have recently noticed an influx of viewers from ahem, awkward...
Anyway, as we are Ned Flanders girlfriends, we feel that Ned wouldn't necessarily approve of such a website.
Of course, it is not our business what  you do in your free time, but as we are good christian girls, we are just asking that you take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself, "Is this really who I want to be?" If the answer is yes, then we have nothing to say to you. But if the answer is no, then we support you whole-heartedly in your journey to become a good person.
Thank you for visiting, please come again.

you know those marshmellow peeps? they are really good! yay!!!! :)

Saturday, August 11, 2012

hello guys!! its Blair!!
So i dont know your veiws on Mr. Burns but personally I think he's a little creepy. yah so thats really all this is about i saw this picture and wanted to share it!!
Wait, we did? Hello darlings, it is I, Naomi. I was just checking out the blog when I noticed Blair's post. You made us a Facebook? Sweet, it's about time! Alright everybody, check it out!!!

Hello Everyone Its Blair!! i just wanted to let you all know that we have started a facebook account for We Love Ned Flanders so if you have a facebook and want to know when a new post is up or just see quick random thoughts from us make sure to go check it out and like us!! thanks! :) 

Friday, August 10, 2012

Okay, it's Naomi, yet again. I just read your post, Blair, and I can tell someone might have just watched a Simpsons episode. Or not. I don't know. But I can tell you're mad, because of the amount of grammatical errors in your post... But whatever. 

Yes, I get that you don't like Marge, but she happens to be the only mildly sane person in the Simpsons family. And in case you haven't noticed, all of the voices on The Simpsons are annoying. You really think that Krusty the Clown or Ralph Wiggum or NED FLANDERS voices are better?

I do agree that Marge's hair is annoying after a while, but it makes for a lot of good gags on the show, which is most likely why it's like that. But whatever.

Oh! And Marge and Ned possibly sort of have feelings for each other (it's too hard to distinguish) which means she's one of us. 

A Ned-Head...

Anyway... That is all.
True that, true that, Blair. 'Sup my homies, it's Naomi, your sexy beast. I really don't got much to say. Oh, I do have a question that you may all contemplate while Blair, Ned, and I head off on vacation for a few days.

Do you like Ned best in the earlier seasons versus the more recent seasons?

Me? Well, personally, I like his personality more in the earlier seasons. But, like all of the characters, I think Ned's appearance in the newest episodes is better. Especially when his shirt is off. But then again, if Ned's shirt is off, he looks good no matter what...

 So yeah, contemplate that, will you? 

Older Episode (Alone Again, Natura-Diddly)
Newer Episode (Lisa Goes Gaga)
Okay, they look pretty similar, but to the trained eye, there's a difference... So there.
Hello again guys! (its Blair)
  I just felt like talking about Marge.
  now i dont know if any of you like her but personaly i hate her, she's just so annoying! first of all that voice, ok seriously why? why in the world does she have to have that voice? i mean seriously why? its just so annoying, and scrachy. And then her hair and let me just ask againg why? Why in the world does she have to have that hair? Who honestly needs that much hair? its like 2 feet high, and why's it blue? (and yes i do understand that that is kinda like the whole point of the show but still...) yah and honestly i feel like if i say any thing else it will just be like completly made up (like the fact that marge seems really whiny and needy) but yah so if you have any simpsons character that just absolutly annoys you just put it in the comments!!! thanks! :) <3

Hello Everybody!!! This post is coming to you from the amazing Blair!
 I just wanted to let you all know that there wont be any posts in the next couple of days because me and the fabulous Naomi will be on vacation! so yah there might be some posts if we can get internet and have some spare time but otherwise we'll back next week!! :)

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Heidy ho my darling neighboreenos! It is I, Ned's other girlfriend! Ned's other girlfriend, Blair has convinced me to give you my name. So you may call me Naomi the sexy beast. Or Naomi. Whatever's fine.

I just wanted to let you all know that I was having a rough period with my sweetheart, Ned Flanders. But we are over it now and happily in love. 

That is all.

Who Would I Date???

Hey it’s Ned’s girlfriend Blair!! Today I’m going to tell you the five Simpsons characters I would date and why!

5.  Homer Simpson- because he’s hilarious.

4. Principal Skinner- because he’s very sophisticated only down side is he’s a huge mama’s boy.

3. Moe- because his mysterious and involved in a lot of shady plans…

2.  Lenny-because he’s freaking awesome!     

1. Ned Flanders!!!  Because he’s hot, kind of nerdy, sweet, and sometimes completely clueless J But Most of All Because He’s Ned Flanders! <3

If you want to you can leave the Simpsons character you would date in the comment!!

Must Love Ned Flanders

Here's the Second chapter of Must Love Ned Flanders!

Chapter Two
The Simpsons
“Hi there,” Homer Simpson tips his hat at me as he walks past me. Then I pass out again…
“Um, miss? Are you okay?” I wake up to Homer standing over me.
“Ahh!” I scream.
“Ahh!” he screams.
“Why are you screaming?” I ask as he helps me up.
“I dunno.” He shrugs. “So what’s your name?”
“Naomi Sanders.” I dust myself off.
“Nice to meet you,” Homer shakes my hand, “Well, I should probably go home now…Unless you’d like to come home for dinner.”
“Um,” I pause.
“Okay let’s go!” Homer drags me behind him…
“So what brings you to Springfield, Naomi?” Marge, Homer’s wife, asks me at dinner.
I sigh, “It’s a long story.”
They all look at me intently. So I try to figure out a way to explain everything that’s led me here in the simplest way possible, but that in itself is impossible.
“Okay, here’s the thing,” I sigh, “I’m not from here, I’m from Alabama. But not the Alabama you know, because I’m from another dimension. It’s like, exactly the same as this one, except that there’s a whole TV show about your family.” I look at them, “And that’s how I know who you all are.”
“Prove it.” Bart folds his arms.
“Let’s see,” I sit back, “How?”
“What year did Mom and Dad meet?” Lisa asks.
“1974.” I answer.
“Alright that’s enough,” Marge grumbles, “So our family has our own television show?”
I nod, “Well, it’s mostly about Homer.”
We all turn to look at the man with his hand stuck in the pickle jar.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Heidy ho everyone! It's me again! Not really sure what the other Girlfriend is doing, but I've got to talk about the versatile issue known as Nedna. 

Currently, Ned Flanders and Edna Krabappel are... ugh, married. They were dating but then, you know America had to vote on whether they should stay together or not and of course America said yes. Now it's not that I dislike Edna (she's awesome) but she obviously is meant to be with Principal Skinner. And of course I want Ned to find someone and live happily ever after! Mostly me, but whatever... But really America, really? Why Ned and Edna in the first place, anyway? Because they have a cute couple name? Oh c'mon!

Now I have watched The Nedliest Catch, where Ned and Edna first meet, I've watched it several times already, including last night, where I had a quite painful sort of kind of change of heart.

Ned and Edna aren't really that cute together, but I guess they're alright. I do like the part in that episode when Ned pulls of his shirt and says, "That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser." Instead of wife beater. It's cute and totally. And oh gosh, he is so HOT.

But you know what's not Ned? He tells Edna that he doesn't approve of "premarital sex." Now I am more than aware of that. But what I'm not aware of is when Ned decided to start saying sex in the first place. I've heard "premarital doodly doo," and "S- E- X," but I've never heard him just come out and say it. 

The Simpsons writers have almost completely changed Ned in ways I can't even begin to explain. But I can try to explain...

Okay, so Ned started off, Season 1, good neighbor that had everything that Homer wanted. Such as the very first episode when Homer's Christmas lights don't work. Ned's (of course) do. There also happens to be a Santa Claus on his roof. Which is totally fine. 

But as the show goes on, Ned becomes more religious (which is totally fine with me!) so I doubt he'd have a Santa Claus on his roof, in say, Season 14.

Season 14? I'm glad you brought it up! Episode "A Star Is Born Again" Ned begins dating superstar Sara Sloane and in the end they have s- e- x... (Again, this doesn't really bother me, because Ned needs to do something once in a while.) 

And now we come back to Edna. I don't want her to stay married to Ned, but I don't want them to both be unhappy, either. And if the writers brought in another character at this point, to be Ned's wife, I doubt she'd be that well received. 

And I guess stressing about Nedna won't do me much good at this point, anyway, since America already voted for them to stay together and "What our fans have joined together, let no writer tear asunder." came across the screen. 

Well let me just say America, I am a writer, and I do plan to tear asunder Nedna... okay, maybe not, but I'll be diddly darned if I don't try!

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Heidy ho there neighboreenos! It's me, Ned Flanders' other girlfriend. (The grammatically correct one) Here with some of my favorite pictures of Ned. 
Aw the classic love triangle... except cut out Ned and give him to me. I do love Principal Skinner and Edna Krabappel together.

I am a Lady Gaga fan and this is probably my favorite part of the episode. We all love Ned!
I'm not left handed, but I would cut off my right hand to go to that store...
This is from the episode where Ned dates movie star Sara Sloane. I enjoy this episode very much... when I pretend I'm Sara...

I'll be honest, I have no idea where this is from, but I had to post it. Look familiar to anybody?
I just love this picture so much.
Hello, I'm Ned Flanders' other girlfriend. I enjoy reading, writing, and worshiping pictures of Ned Flanders- I mean... Thank you for visiting our blog and please tell your friends! There's more Ned to come...

Must Love Ned Flander's

        Must Love Ned Flander's is the name of our book! Here's the first chapter, hope you like it!!

Special thanks to Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons, for not reading this and suing me.

Chapter One

The Introduction

             Gosh, how do I start this? I could start with the very beginning, when I was in third grade and saw my first episode of The Simpsons… and hated it. Or maybe I could start with when I was in eighth grade and watched The Simpsons again… and loved it. Or maybe I should start an episode or two after that when I first saw Ned Flanders, the love of my life. Okay, I could do that, or I could pick up about ten years after that, when I got on the plane to Springfield, America. Oh yeah, let’s start there. (In case you haven’t realized yet, this book is about The Simpsons. But mostly Ned Flanders, their neighbor. And me.)
            I was heading to a convention in Springfield one day. (Home of The Simpsons.) We were getting ready to land when the pilot came over the speakers.
           “We’re experiencing some slight turbulence, but we should be able to land safely. Please stay seated and do not move about the cabin.” So I got up and went to the bathroom. The slight turbulence shook the plane with such force, though, I fell to the floor, hitting my head, and passed out. I woke up a few minutes later and I followed everyone else off the plane.I knew something was wrong as soon as I left the airport.
             I was walking towards my hotel just a block away, when my suitcase hit a bump and fell. I stooped down to pick it up. As I reached to grab the handle, I stopped. Why is my hand yellow? Is the only thing that came to mind. I stood back up, and stared at my reflection in a store window. And screamed.
             Now for the average person, if you saw your reflection and you were a yellow cartoon with bulging eyes and exaggerated features, you wouldn’t know what was going on. However, for a Simpsons aficionado as myself, there’s only one way to react.
             “What the hell’s going on?” Oh, that’s how you’d react, too? Well, alright.
I stood there for a while and just stared. I was still in my pink tank top and denim shorts, but my hair had turned from its dirty blond to a platinum color. My lips were fuller, my eyes bigger, and my voice was way more annoying than usual. But you know, in a sexy way.
               I looked around frantically for an explanation. Everywhere, everyone, was a cartoon. Then, as if on cue the Homer Simpson walked out of a bar and down the street, towards me.
                Slowly things were beginning to reveal themselves. Somehow, between me hitting my head in the airplane and leaving the airport, the Springfield of the third dimension had become the Springfield of the second dimension. The Springfield of Homer Simpson. The Springfield of my forbidden love, Ned Flanders.

Hope you liked it! new chapters will be posted shortly!