Heidy ho my darling neighboreenos! It is I, Ned's other girlfriend! Ned's other girlfriend, Blair has convinced me to give you my name. So you may call me Naomi the sexy beast. Or Naomi. Whatever's fine.

I just wanted to let you all know that I was having a rough period with my sweetheart, Ned Flanders. But we are over it now and happily in love. 

That is all.